SummerTime Turn-Offs ( For the Ladies)

Summer time is right around the corner and ready to EXPLODE all over my body! YEAH!  It’s my favorite time of the year. Hell, it’s a favorite time of the year for many of us.  Whether, it’s because we are on a two month vacation from books, homework, and tests. Hanging out with friends into the wee hours of the night because we don’t have to get up EARLY for school. Hanging out with our friends and traveling to vacation spots.  Being able to wear less clothing to show off our (Check out my, I work out like a real meat head) body, and for those that are single, the awesome summer flings.

Summertime is HOT!

Now in order to have a memorable exciting summer,  one that’s going to bring really cool stories to talk about or add to your journals, you need to pay attention to a few things. I’m specifically directing this at the FELLAS, the CHICOS, THE STUD MUFFINS, GUYS!

Don’t worry Summer Time Turn-Offs (For the Guys) is coming next.

Pay attention fellas this could make or break your summer.

I’ve laid out a few things that are HUGE turn-offs to the ladies.

1. Beware of the Farmer’s Tan

You know where your tanned only from the elbows down to the wrists, or just your neck, or your face, except right around where your sunglasses were blocking the sun. Especially, the wife beater t-shirt tan. Ewww! Now I don’t know where they get the name “wife beater t-shirt” from oh wait………

MUG SHOT:King of the Wife Beaters club! Hhe’s got a wife beater t-shirt farmers tan to prove it!

Nothing says ‘I’m the king of the KICK THE SH*T out of my WIFE BEATER T-Shirt’ club than this guy.  I really hope his cellmate is named BUBBA and he’s made this guy his personal PRIORITY if you know what I mean!

2. OH NO…… NOT THE ATTACK OF THE ‘SPOON BODY

Stop being lazy on your work outs at the gym fellas. You shouldn’t neglect those legs. YES, we do  notice. So if you think that we don’t notice, WE DO!

Mr. Incredible: The American Spoon idol! 

                                               

You know what this looks like to us.  It looks like your upper body is rough and tough and sexy but your lower body, those legs, looks like a 16 year old girl.  Gross and it can’t be good on the knees.Teehee!!

3.  LOOK MOMMY THERE’S A SASQUATCH ON HIS BACK

Please make sure to WAX or SHAVE that back if you look like your piggy backing MR. Sasquatch back there and planning on wearing anything back revealing.

Two words – LAWN MOWER!

Nothing says  I’m a REAL TROLL than a shaggy carpet on your back!

4. CHECK OUT THIS WORLD MAP UNDER MY ARMPITS

Guys if your a sweater and you plan on meeting a future girlfriend or a summer fling , or just meeting the ladies in general, then make sure you wear a dark colored shirt when going out with friends to the bar or club. So you don’t have the Atlantic Ocean World Map all over your back or armpits.  If you REALLY have to wear a light colored shirt then go get yourself a box of ladies tampons and stick them right under your arms! Get the extra absorbant.  So you don’t look like this guy……

THE FLYING THE ENTIRE SUMMER SOLO GUY LOOK!

ENOUGH SAID!! Notice  how the visible back sweater is standing all by his lonesome!

So what turns you off in the summer about a man/woman?

What turns you on in the summer about man/woman

Let me know in the comments below.

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